A Language Experiment

My four-year-old son seems to be an auditory learner. His ears are like sponges. Lately, he's been experimenting with some of the phrases he's picked up. Sometimes he figures out the correct context for words. Other times ... well, his attempts at using adult language are always entertaining!

"That is not its intended purpose!"

"Mommy, stop stealing my commandments."

"You're stealing my limits!"

"Mommy, don't be so silly. You're begging me."

"Eee gee, for example..."