Grrrrrrr!

It's not that I'm in a bad mood today. I'm not. Really. I've simply been thinking about all the little things that drive me crazy. I've encountered each of these items at least once today. (I may or may not be going slightly crazy as a result.)

• Lousy customer service
• Spelling mistakes
• Sticky spots on my kitchen floor
• Whiny kids
• Whiny adults
• Incessant telemarketing
• Tailgaters
• Dog poop in the middle of the sidewalk
• Dog poop on my stroller wheels
• Warped snow shovels

What am I going to do about it?

I'm going to send all the telemarketers to Nunavut, equipped with only a pile of dictionaries to keep them company through the cold, dark winter. I'll force the tailgaters to wash my kitchen floor and entertain my whiny kids. The whiny adults can venture out into the urban jungle to scoop poop with warped shovels. And when the whiny adults try to exchange said defective shovels, they will encounter the worst customer service ever.

So there.