We Have a Solution!
Ben thinks we should exchange our paper shredder for a goat.
Hmmm ... might not be a bad idea.
Goats probably have a good page consumption rate. And no one is likely to reconstruct a document once it's been through a goat.
Do you think the condo board will approve?
We'll just stay away from fainting goats. (They're almost as flaky as mail munchers.)