The Funnies

Our two- and three-year-olds have been experimenting with humour today. Their original material is incredibly cute. Here's a small sampling:

"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Cookie."
"Cookie who?"
"Don't cry. It's only a joke."

(Our daughter's jokes basically all involve cookies in some way.)

Our three-year-old told the following joke at the supper table this evening. He's never attempted a light bulb joke before.

"How many worms does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know. How many?"
"Just five, Mommy."